6.18 – La Vacanza Studio (The Real Paul Anka)
Lorelai fa un sogno bizzarro in cui compare il cantante Paul Anka. Nel frattempo Rory e Logan sono tornati insieme, ma Logan è infelice in quanto sa che Rory non l’ha realmente perdonato, così parte insieme ai suoi amici per un’altra impresa rischiosa de La Brigata Della Vita e Della Morte. Rory accetta l’invito di Jess per partecipare all’inaugurazione della sua nuova casa editrice a Philadelphia. Qui lei è sorpresa di incontrare Luke , che sta accompagnando sua figlia April ad una gita scolastica. Intanto a Stars Hollow, Lorelai scopre che Richard e Emily stanno cercando casa nella sua città.
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LORELAI: Okay, so weird dream. Weird, weird dream.
RORY: Weirder than the one where you step into a boxing ring and your hands are suddenly giant cream puffs?
LORELAI: Weirder, scarier.
RORY: Let's hear it.
LORELAI: Well I was home, and I was finishing up my usual morning routine you know, coffee, shower. And then - picture this, very weird - I take Paul Anka for a walk.
RORY: You walk Paul Anka every day. What's weird about that?
LORELAI: Not the dog Paul Anka. The real Paul Anka.
RORY: Whoa.
LORELAI: Yeah.
RORY: Was he nice?
LORELAI: Very pleasant, natty dresser. Then suddenly, he sees something, a cat or something, and darts right into the middle of the street.
RORY: The real Paul Anka?
LORELAI: The dog Paul Anka. So I call him and call him, but he completely ignores me and runs right into Doose's Market.
RORY: You didn't train him well enough. Too much affection, not enough discipline.
LORELAI: I go after him into Doose's, and apparently he's got a job there.
RORY: The dog Paul Anka?
LORELAI: The real Paul Anka.
PAUL ANKA: You picked yourself some beautiful cucumbers, Mrs. Clancey. You have the cucumber eye.
LORELAI: So I run out of Doose's, and I'm approaching Luke's apartment, I guess to get help or something, and I'm walking to the door, and I open it, and there's Paul Anka in front of a microphone giving a little concert.
RORY: The real Paul Anka.
LORELAI: The dog Paul Anka.
RORY: Couldn't have been happy, you interrupting his show like that.
LORELAI: He didn’t notice, so I go down to the diner, and there, lo and behold, is Paul Anka sitting on Babette's lap.
RORY: Please don't tell me it was…
LORELAI: The real Paul Anka.
BABETTE: [stroking Paul Anka] Good boy. Who's a good boy?
RORY: This is crazy.
LORELAI: Coming to the end. So the real Paul Anka looks outside, and there, sitting in the middle of the street staring at him is dog Paul Anka.
RORY: Uh Oh! So real Paul Anka gets up and runs out of Luke's. They're both in the street now, real Paul Anka walking toward dog Paul Anka, dog Paul Anka toward real Paul Anka. You can sense that something very bad is about to happen, when suddenly they meet in the middle of the street, and bam! An otherworldly white light engulfs the whole town, and there's a loud explosion and two barks, and everything goes dark.
RORY: And?
LORELAI: And then I woke up.
RORY: Wow.
LORELAI: Yeah
RORY: Okay.
LORELAI: So I guess I was wondering if you'd heard anything about a small Connecticut town being sucked up into an evil demon vortex or cast into the fourth dimension or anything.
RORY: Nope.
LORELAI: Real Paul Anka still kicking?
RORY: Haven't heard otherwise. Check your hands
LORELAI: No cream puffs.
RORY: I think you're good to start your day.
LORELAI: Thanks, hon.
RORY: Anytime.
LORELAI: Bye. [Hangs up and looks at the dog Paul Anka]
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JESS: Yeah. [Chris walks off, then see someone] So my eyes don't deceive me.
LUKE: First thing's first. What the hell is that?
JESS: It's an abstract painting.
LUKE: But what is it supposed to be?
JESS: Check the title.
LUKE: I did. It's called "untitled."
JESS: There you go.
LUKE: I give up.
JESS: So you got the invite.
LUKE: I got the invite.
JESS: I guess I didn't think you'd come.
LUKE: You guessed wrong, nephew.
JESS: Cool. So you want the tour?
LUKE: Give me a tour.
JESS: All right, well, this is where we work, truncheon books. There's usually desks and crap piled up everywhere, but we cleaned up for today. Those are the books that we put out. We publish our Zine once a month, except last august, when my partner forgot to pay the printer. We let local artists hang their stuff up without ripping them off on commissions. We do performances over there, and a few of us live upstairs. That you don't want to see. It's a disaster zone.
LUKE: This is yours, right?
JESS: Yeah.
LUKE: I wanted to get it, but I couldn't find it.
JESS: Yeah, it's not exactly "the Da Vinci code."
LUKE: Well, I will definitely get it today. By the way, that is your cousin.
JESS: Right, Liz filled me in on all that, daddy.
LUKE: She just calls me Luke. Total brain.
JESS: You confirm paternity?
LUKE: Don't be a wiseass. Hey, April. I want you to meet somebody. Meet your cousin Jess. He's my sister's kid.
APRIL: Hi.
JESS: Hey.
APRIL: Men in this family aren't chatty.
JESS: Sorry.
APRIL: I'm gonna go explore a little more.
LUKE: Cool.
JESS: How are you adjusting to all that?
LUKE: Okay, I guess. I like her, and she just sort of tolerates me.
JESS: Seems like it.
LUKE: Thanks for the perspective.
JESS: That's why I'm here. Hey, come on. I got some sculpture over here you're really gonna hate.
LUKE: Rory, hi. What are you doing here?
RORY: Same thing your doing here.
APRIL: Your books are really easy to skim.
JESS: That'll make a nice blurb.
LUKE: I was gonna take off, actually.
JESS: Uh, I got to get something. Don't leave till I get back. I’ll just be a minute.
LUKE: Okay.
APRIL: [To Rory] You have a great face.
RORY: Thanks. So do you.
LUKE: Yeah, uh, Rory, this is April.
RORY: Oh, April. Hello there, April.
APRIL: Hi.
RORY: [To Luke] The famous April.
APRIL: I'm famous?
RORY: Kind of.
LUKE: Uh, April, Rory's an old friend.
APRIL: She doesn't look old.
LUKE: I mean, I've known her well since she was your age. She's from stars hollow. She's actually the daughter of the woman I'm with, my fiancée, Lorelai. You met her that one time. It's kind of complicated.
APRIL: I’ll say.
LUKE: You probably want to get back to that boyfriend of yours.
APRIL: He's not my boyfriend. Jeez. [Rolls her eyes[
JESS: [To Luke Quietly] Hay come here. Here. [Hands Luke a copy of his book]
LUKE: Oh, let me, let me buy this. That way, you would get the money.
JESS: Ah, it's okay.
LUKE: What's this?
JESS: It's what's owed.
LUKE: You owe me nothing.
JESS: I owe you. Take it. If you rip it up, I'm just gonna send another.
LUKE: [Sighs] I'm very proud of you, of this, of what you're going for here. I don't get all of it, but I'm me.
JESS: Thanks. [They hug]
JESS: Yeah, maybe. You know, go on ahead. I'll catch up. [Goes over to Rory.] You know, you don't have to read it again.
RORY: I know I don't.
JESS: God, there are so many things I would change in it.
RORY: Like what?
JESS: I'd keep the back cover. Everything else goes.
RORY: You know why I love your book?
JESS: Why?
RORY: It doesn't remind me of anything. It's not a rip-off. It's just you.
JESS: High praise, miss Yale editor.
RORY: Yeah, well, I don't get to write as much as I would like, I, mostly assigning and motivating, hand-holding, and rewriting.
JESS: Yeah, and you love it, every minute of it. Come on, tell me you don't.
RORY: I do. I do love it. It's exciting.
JESS: Yeah, you look happier than when I saw you last.
RORY: I am.
JESS: So you fixed everything?
RORY: Yeah, everything's fixed.
JESS: I'm glad you're here.
RORY: Yeah, me too. {Jess leans in and they kiss, Rory pulls away]
JESS: What?
RORY: I'm sorry.
JESS: About what?
RORY: Uh, about coming here like this. I just got the flier, and I don't know. I just wanted to see your place, but then this... it's not fair to you. I'm such a jerk.
JESS: I don't know what you're talking about.
RORY: And I couldn't even cheat on him the way he cheated on me.
JESS: Who? Who cheated on y…that guy? [Sighs] You're still with him.
RORY: Yeah.
JESS: I thought everything was fixed.
RORY: Everything but him.
JESS: I hate this.
RORY: You should. I'm sorry.
JESS: You came here alone, to Philadelphia.
RORY: He was out of town.
JESS: I don't deserve this, Rory.
RORY: No, you don't. You don't deserve it. I just... I'm in love with him. Despite all the bad he's done, I can't help it. I'm in love with him.
JESS: Love, huh?
RORY: Yeah.
JESS: I guess I'll call Matthew's poet and have him explain love to me. Poets know all about it, right?
RORY: They're supposed to.
RORY: Well, I, I guess I better go.
JESS: Okay.
RORY: I'm so sorry that I came here.
JESS: I'm not. It's what it is, you, me. Where did you park?
RORY: Um, I'm right outside.
JESS: Hey, if, uh, if it makes you feel better, you can always tell him that we did something.
RORY: Thanks, jess. [Rory leaves.]
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ci credo che Milo non volesse più fare Jess!!! Ma che cavolo! In una puntata arriva fa il grillo parlante e poi non lo nominano più... e ora... Rory va da lui per ripicca a Logan e lo tratta in questo modo?!?!?!?!?!? ... io speravo proprio di vederlo con un'altra... 
io la vedo così... a questo punto avrei preferito che non ci fossero state più puntate con Jess... piuttosto che vedere questo....... mah.....
